The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.
So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and...
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Charlotte Eriksson
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
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Terry Pratchett
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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W.C. Fields
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
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Chelsea Handler
More Quotes By Neil A. Hogan
Style personality - deliberately adopted and therefore a mask - is the only escape from the hot-faced bargainers and money-changers.
The best lack all conviction while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Education is not the filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.
No man has ever lived that had enough of children's gratitude or woman's love.
